We interrupt this program to bring you a message from the Emergency Broadcast System. Aliens have landed… Yes, aliens from the Andromeda Galaxy apparently landed northeast of Philadelphia just minutes ago… Keep tuned to this channel for further information…
This is an update from the Emergency Broadcast System. The aliens have departed… We believe they may be gone forever. They apparently landed in the backyard of Ed and Edna Fromley. According to Mrs. Edna Fromley, the aliens were shocked to discover they had traveled to an entirely wrong star system after probing 73-year-old Ed in his Hawaiian gonzo shirt and collecting a large number of dead flies and moths floating on the surface of his above-ground pool. They reportedly assured Mrs. Fromley they would never come near this star system again if they could help it. We now return you to your usual program…
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