[35] Night Jars, David Berger

The couple lay side by side apparently sound asleep. At the foot of the bed lay their cat.

The man leaned over to his sleeping wife and unscrewed the top of her head. He took out the large goldfish that had been in there and dropped it in a waiting tank.

Carefully he placed a puppy inside her head and screwed the top back on. He went back to sleep.

The woman leaned over to her sleeping husband and unscrewed the top of his head. She took out the large lizard that had been in there and dropped it in a waiting terrarium.

Carefully she placed a parakeet inside his head and screwed the top back on. She went back to sleep.

“Tomorrow should be another interesting day,” the cat thought.

 

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